Gotz dis meme from
(stalk harrr~ >:3)
…holy crap this meme is long.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open, there's monsters in the closet… no, literally… There's a rainbow of Monsters on the top rack… I like falling asleep at the sight of them. C:
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
You don't even know how many times I tried that and my friends are always there to hold me back. Dem street signs are just too damn sexayy.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
I PUT THEM ON EVERYTHINGGGG~~ ewe
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I don't cut coupons. I eat them.
7: Would you rather be
attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Attacked by a big bear… so I can have an epic boss battle with it.
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Nahp. I frown.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
If I could make a list it would never end…
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
I agree with ~mootilda1
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Me and mootilda always had gangnam style stuck in our heads… so we danced in the middle of the gym to a song that's just playing in our heads…
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Yes. THEY BE DELICIOUS.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
Too many to count. –w-
17: What size is your bed?
As big as a brick.
18: What is your song of the week?
Creature Feature – the Unearthly Ones… it be about monsters ^-^
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
South park + anime = yes? O3o
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Instead of burying it… I'd put it in the vault I put my death note in. Now you're probably like, "She has a death note?" You just never knew because my vault is that secret! …ocrap.
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
Ahhh… pants size… xD
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Yo momma's- *shot*
25: What is your favorite food?
*looks over at my dog* *dog scuttles away*
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
That new movie… Mama… oAo
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Yo momma- *shot*
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
…One day. They kicked me out.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Pfft you wish.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Back when I was a young lad, cast away from my mid-eastern country on a ship once known as the infamous journey of blackbeard's crew - before walking the plank, I wrote my final words as a death wish in dismay before dramatically throwing the note in a leftover beer bottle to shore as an S.O.S…
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
I can, I just prefer pirate ships. Much more efficient.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Sadly, yes… by the fashion police. –w- *shot*
33: Ever ran out of gas?
Aye, that ol' ship always ran out of gas, had te' keep stopping at them gas stations in te states.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
YO MOMM- *arrow to the knee*
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
I can't sleep… its whenever its possible…
37: Are you lazy?
Nahh… just under enthused.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Lots of cosplays… Terezi, Grell, Vinyl scratch…
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: Are you horny?
Totally. Cuz this meme is totally making me horny right now.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
I used to for Game Informer… </3
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lincoln logs are da shiz bro! Its were da true fun is at for old school hipsterz yo.
43: Are you stubborn?
Depends, do I hate you?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Soap is yummy.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
Even though there is an even chance of falling from any height no matter how far from the ground as long as you don't care. If you're afraid of heights, you would be more likely to fall.
47: Do you sing in the car?
I sing on the pirate ship. The spongebob theme song. Like the beginning of the movie. With my bro Jack Sparrow.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
Whoever dances in the car is one talented mthrfcker.
50: Ever used a gun?
Yep, used to go hunting with mah cuz. :3
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
it's impossible to get bigfoot on camera.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Some musicals have really good songs owo Like the villain's songs in Disney movies ^-^
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Nope. I get stuff.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A magician… and a rapper. Still holding on to the rapper one. xD
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
If you don't believe it look up Spiritualism… I think they'll say everything about it…
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
All. The effing. Time.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Pfft vitamins are for oranges… lolwut…
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
Mindless self indulgence… Best concert out of the others I've been to… <3 <3 <3 <3
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Thepiratebay.com - JK DON'T GO THERE.
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos look like pokemon.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds make me feel like Hamptaro.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
3 good? Dafuq?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
Honestly, yes… Jazz and hiphop when I was like 10 lol!
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
He better be a fxckin pirate.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
I would have if they still existed. 100% on every single spelling test muddafckaz.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
It's a possiblility. >:3
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
No. The smell of burning bodies are enough in my house.
77: Ever been in love?
That word's definition has been bended by so many retards. But along the lines, of course.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Already saw everyone I wanted to. But I missed Breathe Carolina…
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Blood on the Dance Floor… me and my friend were talking to Dahvie while everyone else was in the concert room listening to Jeffrey Star…
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
Hahaha coffee kills in 7 days.(inside joke)
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
dafuq is a snickerdoodle.
83: Can you swim well?
Well, I'm not dead yet, so…
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Dj… with a bass cannon…
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
I don't like olives, but my cuz does. And she only likes olives when they're purple. And I'm not sure if that's healthy…
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
Dont really care :/
93: If married, how long have you been married?
Until they're dead. And I don't mean by natural causes... ;]
94: Who was your HS crush?
. . .
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
I'd rather not.
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
Adoption so I can mess up another kid.
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
…where dafuq is #100?
…I'll just fill it in with one of my own.
100: THE GAME.